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Saturday, December 20, 2008

Popper Scooper



Introuduction:


Mr. Poopy Mr. Poopy is 35 years old; his real name is Peter Hamilton. His is just married. He works at a pet’s store so he can always buy pooper-scoopers free. He is 200 pounds; he is tall and very fat. His face is always red or pale pink. He always smells like a high school bathroom. Moreover, he has a very big head.


Story:


Mr. Poopy is 35 years old. He has had diarrhea since he was 7 years old. He always does not have control over his pees and his poops. He usually pee and poop on himself, anywhere even in the streets and his neighbors nice carpet. After the age of 20, he had gave up hope and decided to use a pooper-scooper, used usually by dogs, to carry his poops in it. Since he is sick and cannot control himself, he though that it would be easier to walk with it all the time for cleanup purposes. He always is in need for it because he poops a lot each day and anywhere, it is nature call, but it calls a lot. Mr. Poopy does not fear anything and he is pooping everywhere with courage and respect of other people to him. people usually consider his disease and do not want him to feel that it is his fault or something, even if he poops in their faces, he would not mind that because he is really sick. However he had has this desire to stop using the pooper-scooper since he is feeling like he is becoming a dog and because of his new girl friend who does not know about it yet.

The pooper-scooper belongs to Mr. Poopy, he uses about 3 dozens each day, he owns every single one of them and he keeps them after they get dirty in his special closet. One day he was going out with his girl friend, who does not know yet, to dinner. Mr. Poopy was on fire that night; he was trying so hard to control himself from pooping. He managed to get away with it this time, but since that moment he decided that he should do something about it. After the dinner, Mr. Poopy went home to finally poop and relax. He always put the new ones at the door entry so he would not lose them. One day when he was 27 years old, he had lost all his pooper-scoopers because some robbers stole them; even the ones in his closet were stolen. It turned out to be hidden in one of his neighbors’ house. His neighbor thought that they were some kind of treasure. When the thief found out that these where actually only pooper-scoopers, he had a heart attack, and he is now in a mental hospital. At the end, Mr. Poopy found them again and he was very happy.

After the day he got back from the dinner with his girl friend, he called his physician, Dr. Kiwawa, to ask him to do a surgery and recover so he could live a happy life again and marry his girl friend. Dr. Kiwawa had found a new vaccine and told Mr. Poopy that he does not have to do the surgery anymore and that the vaccine will cure him in a matter of weeks. Mr. Poopy decided to take the vaccine. After 3 months, he was cured from diarrhea. He now poops like normal people in the bathrooms at the comfort of the toilets. However since he has been using it for over 15 years, he still sometimes tries to remember the old days and use it secretly. Even when he married his girl friend, he went to the wedding with the pooper-scooper in his hands, just in case he said.

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